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February the 5th, live on Friday Night Frenzy, marked the official debut of the NEW and improved Xtreme Wrestling Federation. What a night it turned out to be, it certainly didn't disappoint as superstars looked to make a first impression. One superstar who certainly didn't let himself down, was Scully. Skull stepped out and entered the ring to square off against rival, Peter Gilmour. Scully would prevail and be declared the new number one contender for the XWF Frenzy 24/7 Championship. Skull will take on the champion, The Prophet on Frenzy, Friday night the 19th of February.

Monday 15th February 

Miami, Florida

Counselling was the best choice Scully had ever made. Talk therapy is very effective at reducing the effects of adverse childhood (and adult) experiences on the brain and body. The progress is currently changing his life and thus the lives of everyone he interacted with, to some degree. Good ripples. Good butterfly effects. That's what healing brings. Scully still had his demons however and now again something would trigger in his head to make him act without thinking. Monday the 15th of February was a perfect example of that, Scully acted without contemplating the consequences. Skull had arranged with his EX, Natalie to take out Aston for the day and his little man was able to stay over for the night. RESULT! However, it wasn't as smooth as planned.

Skull was dropped off in yellow cab. He exited the vehicle after paying his fare and stared at the house he still owned. The house itself still belonged to Scully, but being the man he is or should we say father? Natalie is available to stay in the property with their son, Aston. Aston is the main reason that he and his mother are able to stay in their home. Scully was early, only ten minutes or so as he carried a brand new Nerf gun in his hands. It must have been a gift for Aston. Scully walked up the pathway to the front door and rang the door bell. Scully waited in anticipation and a huge smile on his face. Scully heard footsteps running down the stairs and before he knew it, the front door opened. Natalie stood there wearing a silk dressing gown in blood red, her impressive cleavage on show. Scully raised an eyebrow, thoughts ran through his mind, he knew what was going on or was paranoia poisoning his brain. It was ten to 3 in the afternoon, maybe Natalie just hadn't bothered getting dressed?

Natalie spoke first and was quite pushy, "You're early! 3 o'clock is the time, you're meant to pick Aston up. He isn't back yet."

Scully nervously scratched his head and outright asked, "Where is he then? He finished nursery at 2.pm."

Natalie replied bluntly, "Mum has him! He is due back any minute."

Scully sighs, "Ok, I'll wait here then. Not going to invite me in for a coffee?"

Natalie immediately responds, "Probably not a good idea."

Scully see's a man, buttoning up his shirt, his legs bare, his lower half covered in just boxing shorts. Skull suddenly feels enraged as the man approaches the doorway. Natalie seems nervous, "I thought I told you wait inside!"

Skull stares at the man, whom is indeed Natalie's boss and lover, Marko Gringos.

Just to recap before we go any further, Marko Gringos is the Spanish lover of whom Natalie cheated on Scully with. Marko is Natalie's boss, so it's safe to say she is his favourite employee. When Scully caught them together the first time, he threw a naked Marko down the stairs of his house, sent his bare ass tumbling. However, lets not feel sorry for Scully he had been playing away whilst on the road.

Scully closed his eyes and tried to pretend Marko wasn't there. Marko opened his mouth though and that didn't help the situation, in fact it made it ten times worse.

Marko tried to reason with Scully, "Look man, I mean no harm. I don't want any trouble. I am leaving anyway!"

In an instant, Scully just flipped, grabbed Gringos by the scruff of his shirt and threw him as hard as he could onto the freshly mowed lawn. Natalie screamed for Scully to stop but he ignored her. Skull mounted over Gringos as Gringos closed his eyes and begged, "Think about this, Scully. I'm not trying to be Aston's dad."

Scully clenched his fist, drew back his arm and......

"DADDY!" Scully turned around to see his son staring at him. Skull stood up and turned to his son, "My boy!"

Before Scully could grab his son and embrace in a hug, Natalie took Aston's hand and took him inside. Natalie's mum, Annie shook her head, "I think you should try again another day.."

Scully stood up and thought about things, Aston smiled at Scully before Natalie and her mum took him back into the house. Scully simply walked away...For Now!

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"It's me, your official number one contender for the XWF Frenzy 24/7 championship… 

Scully!

Guess what? Unlike the other tarts, I actually earned my title shot.

Last week on the first edition of Frenzy, Scully made his debut and fought an old foe, a so called 'XWF Legend' Peter Gilmour. It was fun whilst it lasted, an eye poke here, a low blow to his needle dick there and Da End… Gilly loses but most importantly, Scully wins! Scully came out on top and is…. VICTORIOUS!

What a glorious day for the wrestling world! 

Scully books himself a shot at the XWF Frenzy Championship. 

Before I continue, XWF Forever really dropped the ball with this title. Okay it's 24/7 rules so Jeffrey, Albert and whomever else had the opportunity to become the first EVER XWF Frenzy Champion. Rather than giving us all that chance, they gave Shain the title on a silver platter, he didn't have to shit on anyone to get it. Bravo, Bravo! You want to talk about being fair? How is that fair? How does that separate this place from the last biased shithole I was at? Huh? Are you for real? I mean what you should've done is on the first EVER Frenzy, you should've put every single member of the roster in some sort of tournament. Then the winner of the tourney, is the FIRST XWF Frenzy Champion. Not difficult is it? Would you like me to join the management team, maybe give you some more bright ideas? Now in the history books, Shain is your first ever XWF Frenzy Champion, by doing absolutely nothing!

It didn't even have to be a tournament, you could've had a battle royal. Anything! Instead favouritism strikes again! Up your assholes, you overpaid, biased pieces of shit! Is it cuz I'm British? From England is it? Don't like the fact that this man from England is more talented than the yanks who created this sport?! Pfffftttt….

The Prophet aka The Muppet took the opportunity to attack unsuspected Shain and dethrone him almost immediately. Shain was too busy shitting into condoms to notice. 

Once again, I'll do things the hard way but it's fine, the results are the same. You can not stop the inevitable. 

So Scully beats Gilly then Skull then goes to the back and waits in anticipation for the Main Event. I put my feet up, grab a cappuccino and sit the fuck back. After I washed my sweaty ball bags of course, and showered Gilly's Corona ridden ass off me!

Three absolute ball bags facing each other for the XWF Frenzy Championship. The champ, The Muppet, defends against Shain NO BRAIN and Gabe Reno, has a small jalapeño. Once again the XWF dropped the ball.

Hello…. HELLO… First of all, why did those two inbreds deserve a title shot? What did they do to earn it? Jack Shit! You could've had a gauntlet. The Muppet should've defended it in a gauntlet. Want me to carry on giving you FAIR ideas?! 

So The Muppet prevails, I enter on to the stage just to let him know I am ready to smash his crooked teeth down his throat!

Here we have it. The Main Event. The ME! 

On FRENZY, we have defending Champion, The Muppet verses Scully for the XWF FRENZY CHAMPIONSHIP! 

I should be scared right? I mean this absolute wet wipe thinks he is the messiah. He and Gilly, playing with each others willy and I should be quaking in my boots?"

Scully calmly takes a drink from the glass of water sat on the table in front of him. He suddenly spits the water everywhere as he bursts out laughing. Skull needs a minute to stop the amusement.

"I've heard all this jibba jabba before, you shall cleanse the XWF and you will rule the kingdom of wrestling? Well some bullshit along those lines. We will drag you to the gates of hell. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda. We should all fear The Muppet and Small Willy Gilly aka The Prophecy. We shall not. Well I certainly won't. You can bring Gilly, his transgender, paid actress to the ring for support. Bloody bring Satan himself or whatever crappy thing it is you follow. Bah bah bah. Sheep will be sheep. 

Well I feel there’s a rhyme coming on… 

Let's drop some lyrics. 

The Skull Meister is here to Main Event,

I’m still gonna win and I’m not even 100 percent.

More like 73 but that's no problem for me,

After all, I am King Scully.

My shots be coming with kamikaze velocity,

I've been appointed to engineer the defeat of The Prophecy.

Here we have two worms, who think they're all that jazz,

One is a moron, the other is a spazz.

I beat one last week, when I smashed up his face,

Now I'm gonna demolish the other dickhead, I am the herb of grace!

The Muppet, I am coming for you and I'm taking that gold, 

The beating I dish out is gonna be bitter and cold.

I’m ready to step up to you and break your soul,

Then send you to the back, so you can lick Gilly's bumhole!

Word to ya mudda! If she ain't dead already!

Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"