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It was the 19th of February on the 2nd episode of Friday Night Frenzy, when Scully challenged The Prophet for the XWF 24/7 Frenzy Championship. It was The Prophet's first title defence since defeating SHain in 24/7 fashion. What a Main Event it turned out to be, between the champion, The Prophet and the challenger, Scully. A contest full of drama, interference, a damn right battle. Close calls here, near falls there. The Prophet's friend, Peter Gilmour intervened, in aid of The Prophet, landing a Gilly Cutter outta nowhere on Scully. But Skull kicked out. Scully just wouldn't stay down and fought with the heart of a lion. The Disciples of The Prophet tried to assist too but to no avail, Skull just wouldn't give up. Truth be told, Scully was absolutely punished. Even the crowd in attendance wanted more than anything for Scully to lose.

Scully was tied to a cross, bloody, battered and bruised, he was out cold hung up on a cross but the actions of The Disciples, Jesus Christ and Muhammad actually worked in Scully's favour. They let go off the cross, which meant there was no weight holding up Scully. Skull and the cross would fall, landing on The Prophet and his Disciples. The referee made his way over towards Scully who is in fact pinning The PROPHET! down by holding him down underneath a giant wooden cross that he was tied too. The referee made the count…

1………

2…….

…..

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THREE!!!!!

DING DING DING DING DING!!

Dick Wuzzy: “You’re winner, and NEW XWF FRENZY CHAMPION, SCULLY!!!!!”

Scully came to his senses a bit as some sexy ladies started untying him from the cross and presented him with his new Frenzy championship belt. Scully wrapped it around his waist, gave the crowd the ‘suck it’ sign by chopping his hands across his groin area where the title rested around his waist and then began strutting his way out of the arena.

THE AFTERMATH- NO VICTORY PARADE!

Scully made his way into the backstage area, he was struggling and hurt but the adrenaline was still pumping, he just did not care! It was all worth it, he had won the XWF 24/7 FRENZY CHAMPIONSHIP. It had been a long time since Skull held a singles title or any title for that matter but he did it. He had defied the odds. 

Staff members, other roster members and even the jobbers stood far apart from each other, clapping Scully on his victory. Skull stopped himself in his tracks and looked around at everyone. He made eye contact with all of them, SHain and Jon Taffer also stood nearby as the clapping stopped. Scully had something to say;

"Do not applaud me. Do not praise me. You can stick your clapping up each other's asses!"

Everyone who was there was suddenly shocked. A jobber by the name of Felix Trentham approached Scully. 

Felix Trentham "Come on Scully…." 

Before Felix could say anything else, Scully headbutted him on the nose, knocking him to the floor. Felix was dazed and his nose had exploded. There was blood everywhere. Two EMT's ran to Felix straight away to help the young jobber. Skull shrugged and continued to walk. No one else bothered him and no one else tried to reason with Scully. 

Skull walked a little further before entering his locker room. Skull walked to the back and turned the shower on. He then sat down on the black leather corner sofa, put his feet up and stared at his new toy. A smile emerged on his face. Suddenly there was a knock on his door. 

"Come in!" Yelled Scully. As the door opened, Scully muttered, "Can't a man get some peace around here!" 

An XWF paramedic approaches Scully with a first aid kit in hand, "Scully I need to check you over. You've just been a brutal fight."

Scully replied sternly,  "I'm fine! Now leave!"

The paramedic shook his head, "Can you stand up please? I can just tell them I looked and let you be!"

Skull huffs and stands up. The paramedic gestures for Scully to turn the other way and then picks up the medkit. He opens the medkit and pulls out a wrench, he smashes it over Scully's head. Skull falls to the floor and the paramedic quickly opens the door. He shouts, "I NEED A REF NOW!"

A referee runs to the locker room and enters. He looks at Scully on the floor and then at the paramedic, "What happened?" asked the concerned ref, Frank Wank.

The paramedic tells the ref, "Do your job!" 

The paramedic covers Scully for the pin….

Is a paramedic about to take Scully's newly won title?

1……

2…….

KICKOUT!

Scully kicks out and the paramedic can't believe it. The paramedic pins again…

1……

2…..

NO! KICKOUT! AGAIN!

The paramedic stands up and confronts the referee. He turns back round and nearly shits his pants! Skull is standing there and he looks pissed off, rightfully so. Blood drips down the back of his head and Skull grits his teeth. His eyes are opened wide, like saucers. 

The paramedic backs off, stepping back.. The ref pushes the Medical Assistant into Scully and runs off. Scully grabs the opportunist by the scruff of his neck and throws him hard into the TV. The TV smashes and falls back on the ground. Skull picks the unconscious para up again and throws him out of his locker room onto the floor. Scully barely had the title 10 minutes and already someone was trying to take it off him!

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"It's me, your NEW AND IMPROVED XWF FRENZY CHAMMMMMPIIIOOONNN!

SCCCCCUUUUULLLLLLYYYYYYYY!"

Scully takes the XWF Frenzy championship belt from his shoulder and holds the title up in the air. Skull hovers the gold into camera, so viewers can see it close up. Skull lays his tasty lips upon the gold and pops the title down gently onto the table.

"Defended 24/7. Defended when I'm having piss. A shit. In the shower. When I'm playing with my dong, who knows who will interrupt and get squirted in the eye with my beautiful cream. I am YOUR official XWF Frenzy Champion. Remember that. Try and take it away and be slapped around the chops! 

Sure when I won this baybay, I made sure it was disinfected, sprayed clean after the dirt that had it before me. Corona free. On Frenzy I was bruised, I was battered, I was attacked by everyone, although it seemed. Even Dick Wuzzy and Tony Bologna tried to take cheapshots. The Muppet with the help of his so called 'Disciples' tried to screw me over. That fucktard, 'Little Willy' Gilly hit me with a Gilly Cutter. But I kicked out. The fans booed me, some through there scummy plastic cups, trying to distract me but I laughed in there faces. I wouldn't stay down, I said I was going to win and become the NEW AND IMPROVED XWF FRENZY CHAMPION, and that's exactly what I did! 

I beat The Prophecy all by myself. I came, I saw, I conquered! I prevailed! I said I was going to beat Gilly and I did it. I said I was going to beat The Muppet and I did it. I do what I say I'm going to do, whether you like it, your mum likes it, your gran likes it, well she definitely likes it, the dirty old mare. I don't care! You can like it or lump it!

Now I go onto the first XWF Pay-Per-View, Revelations and defend it against some douche bag. I am the ONLY reigning Champion amongst the XWF roster. In the XWF period! I am the M.E! I am the XWF! I am…. SCULLY!

My opponent, Oliver Last, a member of the insest family. Oliver, the guy with six toes on one foot. Seven on the other foot. He has a disfigured amount of fingers. He is the son of Azrael the mongrel, which also makes him the brother of The Brothers Blackwater. Donovan, Bill, Bob, whatever their names are.

His sister is Lila Laroque who is in a relationship with Griffin MacAlister. Griffin MacAlister is best friends with Brian Storm. Yep, everything is connected. All one, big family gang bang! Bunch of inbreds!

They remind me of the monsters in movie The Hills Have Eyes. You seen that film, right? A group of cannibalistic mutants, who ambush a family in their car, passing through the desert? Deformed mutants! Yep, that's Oliver Last and his family of rejects. The Deformed Mutants!"

Skull pauses and smirks. He looks directly into the camera and in slow motion, winks. 😉

"Oliver Last, I doubt I'll be the first to say this considering how many relatives you have but congratulations on winning that 4-way elimination match to become the number one contender for MY title. Well done for winning that weird and crazy match. Well done on becoming my next victim!

You're stepping up to the big league, son. No.. I'm not your dad, we've already established your family tree. But this isn't like the other matches you've had so far, you're stepping upto me. This is the Main Event. For a title, you could only look at. Dream about. You'll NEVER have it though. Unfortunately for you. As long as Scully is the champion, you don't have a hope in hell! I would say I hate to break it to you, but I actually love this bit…. THIS IS WHERE THE BUS STOPS! For you, anyway. But hey, thanks for turning up.

You can ask the entire of The Deformed Mutants to help you but just like The Prophecy found out, I'm just too good!"

Scully closes his eyes and grins from ear to ear. He open his eyes..

"Hey yo Oliver, are you ready for a fight? 

Are you ready to Main Event, even if it's just for one night?!

I know you're envious and like what you see,

You wish you had the brains and looks of Scully!

When you was conceived, there wasn't much hope,

Your mum and dad were related, that's why you're a dope!

Brothers and sisters shouldn't have sex,

It's disgusting, especially when your sister, Lila is your ex.

A family, full of sexual encounters, satisfaction guaranteed.

The Deformed Mutants, are truly a fucked up breed!

You can bring ya 15 brother's, ya cousin Louie, ya old man, 

You could bring any family member, even ya dead gran.

The result will not change, you can't stop MR. INEVITABLE, 

SCULLY will prevail cuz I'm simply UNTOUCHABLE!

Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"