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TOPIC: Dr. Blown Braincell Butcher: Mr & Mrs SHain KarvHOGMblo

SHain

The Head Of Gilmour's Mother of the Table

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Date: 05:02 AM Jan 20, 2021

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REAL NAME: SHain Au(rum) KarvHOGMblo RING NAME: Dr. Blown Braincell Butcher OFTEN REFERRED TO AS: Dr. Blown SHain "The Baker" KarvHOGMblo HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 263lbs PIC BASE: Roman Reigns with "Head of the Table" shirt on, but with his head replaced by the rotted, decapitated head of an old crackwench once dubbed "HOGM" in a far away land of misfit toys. FROM: Parts denied existence by the governments of the world MANAGER: Paul Heyman BIOGRAPHY: There once was a man, hell let's be honest A KING god damn it! A king that never saw fit to place his own crown upon his own almighty dome, but instead stood back and allowed his people to thrive and run free while drinking from the juices of his loins. Times of glorious joy and ever loving happiness were abundant... until this great king got too comfortable sitting around with shit all over himself and watching videos of how to stuff shit into a condom. He lost sight of his kingdom and it had, without him even seeing it, transmorphoshitformed into a cesspool of lies and nasty underhanded deals among scummy people that would happily kill each other in real life but play like they're friends when it benefits their current game. The good men and women had been driven out while the nasty lovers of the land awarded themselves the highly sought after "Judas Of The Month" award as a group. Ha, pathetic. The land was turned into a substance comparable to the shit filling the freezer of a man with nothing left to lose but everything to gain again. A barren wasteland of a few spineless, tone deaf, brain dead rats and vultures had become the wailing whole of his once bustling kingdom. He looked across the land and knew one thing: He had to get away. Escape came at a high cost as the king gave away his kingdom to some clumsy, lazy eyed, slack jawed oaf that couldn't figure out how to lock his doors but kept inviting people in and telling them they weren't being watched while they used his defecation pit or his urinal pans. Our king's journey begins anew. Without the weight of an entire kingdom across her shoulders, she was now free to simply consume her former kingdom whole! ...but there was some work to do first, and some sexy fun to be had along the way. Chapter 01 begins when you look to your heart and understand that the leathery, rotted, zombified old woman's head that now rests between those shoulders is the.............. Head Of Gilmour's Mother. At this stage of the game it was quite clear: ZERO fucks were given, NO explanation needed for why SHain's head was replaced with a shrunken old hag's, and the legacy was only just starting! IN RING INFO STYLE: Out of control, psycho Power Brawler with incredibly devastating high-flier skills that can't be topped TRAITS: Always out of control in animalistic cannibalistic fashion, biting and nipping at everyone around if she really gets upset. During promos, may be very kind, affectionate and loving. She'll exhibit those warm and caring "everyone's mama" tones and feels, but don't get too comfortable or trusting because when you turn your back on the HOGM Of The Table, you get put through the FREAKIN' table. RING ATTIRE: Black combat attire, the "Head of the Table" shirt which sometimes will be an alternate version displaying the "HOGM of the Table" catchphrase that's sweeping the nation. ENTRANCE THEME MUSIC: ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: Paul Heyman is dressed in a nice suit to accompany SHain, who comes out with rotting animal flesh draped over her shoulders and wrapped around her waist. Her rotting, insect ridden, wormy head is fully exposed. Smoke seems to be emanating from her eye sockets and mouth hole. Paul Heyman stares at her... ... ... And then she transitions right into some energetic thrusting and awkward as fuck gyrations, just spazzing out like she's trying to pop a blood vessel. The smokey air and flashing strobe lights make SHain's movements look a lot less inappropriate than they would under typical conditions. While approaching the ring, most of the rotted flaps and bloody slabs end up falling to the floor and being left behind, but there's always one that makes it all the way to the ring... and it stinks to high heaven! Once in the ring, she screams like a banshee and tugs away at the ring ropes, trying to snap them...? Fans look on, confused and clearly displeased that they paid to see this sick ass freak. To make matters worse, Paul Heyman is yelling at them that they can boo all they want but they'll always come back to see their HOGM of the Table! TOP MANUEVERS: Superman punch Superman groin thrust Running cannonball Flying torpedo headbutt (think E Honda from Street Fighter 2) Gorilla press toss to outside of the ring with surprising superhuman strength(wtf?) Sit out powerbomb Sit out inverted piledriver Buckle bomb Flying clothesline off middle turnbuckle Flying clothesline springboarding off middle rope Flying superman punch after springing off top rope from the apron Flying downward spear into the upper chest from the top rope Wildly out of control spinning kicks A whirlwind of freakishly uncoordinated, but DEADLY, aerial kicks Cannonball off the top onto a downed opponent Spear through the ropes to the outside SIGNATURE MOVES: BLOCKBUSTER: Usually from the middle or top rope, a flipping overhead neckbreaker. Former finisher of Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell! SPEAR: A spear pretty much out of nowhere, or everywhere. Sometimes she spams the fuck out of this signature move to deal a lot of quick damage for a cheap ass win. FINISHING MOVES: SPEARED TO DEATH: Alright here's your situation... By this point in the match, you've been signature speared probably a half dozen or more times, just ping ping ping bing bing bing, speared out of every situation possible. You're still in the fight though, so by now we're about ready for the death blow! You know the one. It feels like slow motion... That one just Earth shattering, mind blowing, perfectly landed spear, likely with the added momentum of a rope rebound on one or both sides of this collision, just absolutely slashing you in half! It's not uncommon to see vomit at this stage or soon after, and it's probably going to be bloody. HOGM OFF THE TOP ROPE: The mother of all top rope diving headbutts, and it doesn't matter if she nails your chest or your head or even your penis...... it hurts no matter what! Patriarch Scat Guy: "You have your soul mate too, somewhere, so why not go out and find them instead of being jealous of me and my HOGM? FFFFFFUCKIN' shit heads." -- Edited by SHain on Wednesday 20th of January 2021 05:16:47 AM __________________

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Patriarch Scat Guy: "You have your soul mate too, somewhere, so why not go out and find them instead of being jealous of me and my HOGM? FFFFFFUCKIN' shit heads."