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Look at that little scantily clad, muscled up bitch in my backseat, buried in my hundreds of twink shoots. Took all those fresh photos just last night. Deep down he knows that this is his niche. 

 

Hello, this is Sebastian Duke by the way, taking over the loose turd cannon's reality shit show. Traveling at a solid 35 miles an hour, I slam on the brakes of my Ford Bronco, and we skid about 20 feet in the direction of this church that I've heard so much about, inches from kissing the entry with where my front bumper used to be. 

 

 

 

Tonight Maddy will finally recognize me-- "the King of Darkness'" genius and be a team player in my future operations. 

 

 

 

I take a giant swig of our Maddy & Duke brand sour strawberry vodka. The burning, sour sensation causes me to hack up a bit which startles Maddy. He's in one of those deep, drunken slumbers so it didn't bring him back to life. Dude looks like a fucking corpse. I reach back and slap him around a bit but like I said, I look like Ted Bundy right now driving around with an unconscious bitch sprawled across my backseat in a mankini. I take the glorious bottle of vodka and slap the shit out of him with it over his drunken head and pour the remainder of the contents over his face. Finally he's starting to wake up.

 

 

 

Maddy: "Damnit Pedro I told you I wasn't-- Wait.. huh? WHAT THE FUCK?!"

 

 

 

Duke: "DUDE?!"

 

 

 

Maddy: "What in the fuck?! Where am I"

 

 

 

Maddy loses his cool and flies into the passenger seat like a bullet trying to escape, almost like he's found himself in this situation before. He kicks and paddles his arms in the pool of twink photos before rocking his head into the door panel.

 

 

 

Duke: "Shit man, I'm sorry. I forgot I had the child locks on.  Dude, you totally cracked the babyseat I had set up too. That shit is coming out of our liquor sales-"

 

 

 

Maddy with a string of blood crawling down from his scalp, grabs me by my throat, or the front fatty portion of it anyway.

 

 

 

Maddy: "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"

 

 

 

Duke: "Dude, will you chill? Look, I've got the perfect plan."

 

 

 

Maddy: "WHY THE FUCK AND WHO THE FUCK PUT ME IN THIS BIKINI? FUCK ME, WHY AM AM I EVEN ASKING THAT QUESTION?!!"

 

 

 

Duke: "Maddy, come on. You have to listen to the plan I have, you can't just be a little bitch dude. I have it on good authority that The Prophets bitch ass is in there not suspecting a thing. When you postponed the storming of the BarRescue/00 Headquarters (spoiler alert!) I knew I had to take action and get a practice run, in order to boost your confidence. So let's fuck this asshole up dude!"

 

 

 

Maddy: "Who the fuck is The Prophet? WHERE THE FUCK AM I RIGHT NOW?!"

 

 

 

Duke: "Maddy come on, you need to keep up with this stuff. Look, just follow my lead and do your research later. I've got this covered man."

 

 

 

I lead Maddy into the church. He's stumbling and pricking his feet on rocks, poison oak, or whatever bullshit landscape job they did on this compound. I kick the door but it doesn't budge.

 

 

 

Duke: "Maddy can you get this?-"

 

 

 

Maddy shoves his foot through the chapel door with minimal effort and we make our way up the aisle to where some creepy asshole is passed out head first on his piano.

 

 

 

Maddy: "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING ME HERE, DUKE? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU'RE LEADING ME INTO SOME CREEPY CHILD TRAFFICKING RING, I WILL RIP OUT EVERY STRAND OF RED HAIR ON YOUR BODY WITH MY BOSCH PLIERS!"

 

 

 

Duke claps his hands 4 times and all of a sudden a dozen or more kindergarteners storm through the church doors and dog pile the once slumbered Prophet at the piano. Maddy begins to back away as a hologram of HOGM's face beams onto the backdrop of The Prophet's altar. She's clanking her decayed teeth and rolling her eyeballs in Maddy's direction and making ear bleeding banshee noises while Peter's holographic superdick suddenly cloaks the side walls of the congregation.

 

 

 

Maddy: "Duke... what the fuck... I can't be here right now... I'M LEAVING! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE-"

 

 

 

Duke: "MADDY NO!"

 

 

 

Maddy's drunk ass trips over one of my late arrivals rushing in who then hops on the top of the pyramid of boys who bury The Prophet against his will. I grab Maddy by the elbow and direct him to the scene.

 

 

 

Duke: "YOU HAVE TO PIN HIM MADDY!"

 

 

 

Maddy: "FUCK YOU! I'LL HAVE NO PART IN THIS."

 

 

 

Maddy tries to pull a choppy ass looking 180 and run for the door but I knock him over the back of his head with the bottle of sour vodka. 

 

 

 

Duke: "Damn it Maddy, you're gonna do this shit whether you want to or not!"

 

 

 

I drag Maddy on top of the pile of children covering The Prophet and signal for the referee.

 

 

 

The ref counts 

 

 

 

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AND A FUCKING BLACK CAT LEAPS INTO MY FACE BEFORE I CAN SEE THE RESULT

 

Duke: "AAAAAHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK!



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The PROPHET! with his last bit of strength climbs face out of the dog pile just momentarily and calls out from the deepest bellows of his diaphragm in an even louder and high pitched banshee screech louder than HOGMS as he is laying under the dog pile of kindergarden kids!  

PROPHET!:"CROoOoOoOoOooOoOOoOooOoooooOoOoOoOOoOOaton!"

From out of some broom closet he had himself locked in for years, appears none other than Thaddeus Duke!

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The look on this weirdo's face automatically sends the kids running and in a complete tirade screaming bloody murder.  Here is the kick out, although it's not really much effort since the kids ran away immediately petrified at the sight of him.  .  They were all just dog-piling on top of him, which we thank Sebastian for just going with 'dog-piling' and not 'skirt-lifting' in this incident.    In the meantime, Maddy's sad inebriated ass just falls to the floor as the kids were doing most of the pinning anway, and he too just starts running around aimlessly as if a beehive was just dropped in the middle of the room.  He holds Sonya up in the air and fires her into the ceiling a few times before Thaddeus makes his way up to him and puts his grubby little pink-painted fingernails all over him.    

Thaddeus starts chasing after the children, but they are far too quick for him so instead, the only person he could grab was Maddy and he starts shaking him violently as Maddy's face just sort of melts into the floor without him him barely comprehending what he's doing or saying.  Shaking him like a rag doll with his head not being able to keep up with the violent shakes in his body and just dangles off his body.

Thaddeus Duke:  "Where the fuck are my twink photos you son of a bitch!"

Sebastian Duke:  "Easy there son, I took your photos so we could sit down and put them in a scrapbook and label them all CHRONICALogically by how embarrassing it was for you to get turned down by each one of those twinks.  Will keep turning those PAGE's out of history though and forget about all those losses!  Won't we, my dear boy!"

Thaddeus Duke:  "Fuck you, dad!  You never loved me and that's why I dress like this and wear more guy-liner on my face as a fashion statement than you do before you put on that cape and coned cap before you get in the ring!"

Maddy starts to drool down the front of his chest and ignores the whole Duke Nation conversation as he gets a good look at HOGM's eerie head still floating upon the alter as she came out of the fucking Wizard of Oz or something.  He licks his lips and winks at her and is totally smitten as the whiskey goggles must have impaired his judgment as he starts to wonder what her feet look like?  uh...  wtf? 

A floating severed head and all this sick fuck can think about is what her fucking feet look like?  He flashes the sour strawberry vodka bottle her way, or rather the small amount that is left in it, and it's just his luck that's her favorite brand.  The two then make their way out of the church with Maddy falling over constantly trying to put his arm around her nonexistent shoulder. 

All while Duke Nation are in their own little world staring at their twink scrapbooks organizing things like some kind of wedding planners.

PROPHET!  "Get the fuck out now, all of you!  Keep the fucking freak show away from Peter he's training for his big rematch with Scully!"

He says as Peter is seen in the 'cry room' where woman take their annoying infant brats to drown out the sound during church services.  The sexual beast and king of all Xtreme men is seen pounding the sweet poon tang pie of his sexy demon assassin Valerie Sky with her rockin' tits smeared up against the glass window for all to see.  How Maddy's eyes were directed at some old hag wench and not this is beyond me??

 

 

 



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